Army of Tentacles: (Not) A Cthulhu Dating Sim Achievement List

To Serve Mankind To Serve Mankind
Complete act 1.
YOU KNOW, LIKE AN RPG. YOU KNOW, LIKE AN RPG.
Complete your first side quest.
Night Terrors Night Terrors
Recruit Kyle first.
We Represent The Lollipop Guild We Represent The Lollipop Guild
Recruit Emilia first.
Childhood's End (the 2015 SyFy one) Childhood’s End (the 2015 SyFy one)
Erase a sacred bit of video game history from existence. Good job.
Sticks feat. Stones Sticks feat. Stones
Bring Riley to a rap battle.
Destroyer of Worlds Destroyer of Worlds
Complete act 2.
A Disturbance in the Force A Disturbance in the Force
Kill Chris Avellone.
The Doom That Came to Sarnath The Doom That Came to Sarnath
Get the ultimate weapon from Bokrug’s shop.
This Is The Famous Dead Sea Tupperware This Is The Famous Dead Sea Tupperware
Unlock all armor and weapons at Bokrug’s shop.
Booty Call of Cthulhu Booty Call of Cthulhu
We told you this was a dating sim.
For Every Animal You Save For Every Animal You Save
Kill an endangered species.
THE SOUTH WILL RISE THE SOUTH WILL RISE
Start a cult.
Is It Like Dark Souls? Is It Like Dark Souls?
Complete the game. Now please don’t refund us.
Subjugated All Pokemon To Your Will Subjugated All Pokemon To Your Will
Recruited every party member.
Join or Die Join or Die
Recruited every army squad.
Gotta Go Fast Gotta Go Fast
Start the Invasion of Innsmouth ASAP.
Look Out, We've Got A Badass Over Here Look Out, We’ve Got A Badass Over Here
Start the invasion ASAP with all party members at max training. Base party members minimum.
They Didn't See This Coming They Didn’t See This Coming
Get your entire party killed at the Invasion of Innsmouth. Excludes any taken to the final battle with Marsh.
Hidden Achievement
Sincerely, The Breakfast Club Sincerely, The Breakfast Club
Hidden achievement descriptions are missing by default. Why is it missing?
Clever Girl Clever Girl
Recruit the first secret party member with the second secret party member.
Original Halloween 2013 Launch Date Original Halloween 2013 Launch Date
Do everything at the Spirit Pines location.
Male Man Male Man
You went against canon and forged your own path.
Hidden Achievement
Oh Hey. Oh Hey.
Hidden achievement descriptions are missing by default. Why is it missing?
Hidden Achievement
A+ A+
Hidden achievement descriptions are missing by default. Why is it missing?
Hidden Achievement
F- F-
Hidden achievement descriptions are missing by default. Why is it missing?
Hidden Achievement
Whoops Whoops
Hidden achievement descriptions are missing by default. Why is it missing?
Winter Quarter Finished Winter Quarter Finished
In New Game+, complete Winter Quarter.
Fall Quarter Finished Fall Quarter Finished
In New Game+, complete Fall Quarter.
A Cthulhu Dating Sim A Cthulhu Dating Sim
In New Game+, romance Cthulhu.
Rule 34 to the max Rule 34 to the max
In New Game+, romance Riley.
Manic Pixie Girl In Reverse Manic Pixie Girl In Reverse
In New Game+, romance Thatcher.
Furry Lover Furry Lover
In New Game+, romance Hollywood.
Dinosaur Porn Dinosaur Porn
In New Game+, romance V. Raptor.
Entered Baldur's Gate Entered Baldur’s Gate
In New Game+, romance Baldur.
Dirty Shoggoth Dirty Shoggoth
In New Game+, romance Keziah. But why?
All The World's A Stage All The World’s A Stage
In New Game+, romance Hamlet.
Dan Akroyd Dan Akroyd
In New Game+, romance Hamlet’s Ghost.
Stag Stag
In New Game+, romance no one.
Waifu Run Waifu Run
Beat New Game+ with every romance.
Game Dev Tycoon Game Dev Tycoon
In NEW GAME+, review a video game. Hint hint.
Hidden Achievement
Game Dev: Metacritic Game Dev: Metacritic
Hidden achievement descriptions are missing by default. Why is it missing?
Go Not To Wittenberg Go Not To Wittenberg
In NEW GAME +, cast Riley as Hamlet.
Pusillanimous Wimp Pusillanimous Wimp
In NEW GAME +, cast Thatcher as Hamlet.
Hamlet, Prince of Jams Hamlet, Prince of Jams
In NEW GAME +, cast Hollywood as Hamlet.
Hamlet, Prince of Darkness Hamlet, Prince of Darkness
In NEW GAME +, cast Cthulhu as Hamlet.
Hamlet vs. Predator Hamlet vs. Predator
In NEW GAME +, cast V. Raptor as Hamlet.
John Stamos, Prince of Danes John Stamos, Prince of Danes
In NEW GAME +, cast Hamlet as Hamlet.
Dragonslaying 101 Dragonslaying 101
In NEW GAME+, choose your hero and go bag yourself a dragon.
Hidden Achievement
I Never Sleep On Planes So I Can't Be Incepted I Never Sleep On Planes So I Can’t Be Incepted
Hidden achievement descriptions are missing by default. Why is it missing?
Hogwarts and a Giant Squid Hogwarts and a Giant Squid
Romance a Boy Wizard. NEW GAME+.
Mini-game: Magnusball Champion Mini-game: Magnusball Champion
Win a game of Magnusball. NEW GAME+.
Yorktown Yorktown
Turn the world upside down. NEW GAME+.
Hamletpocalypse Hamletpocalypse
That’s not how the classic story of Hamlet goes at all. What game do you think this is? Elsinore? Buy Elsinore, it’s a great game. [NEW GAME+]
Radioactive Radioactive
In NEW GAME+, get caught in a love triangle.
Game Dev Stalker Game Dev Stalker
Romance Chris Avellone. [NEW GAME+]
Powergamer Powergamer
Play the game through from beginning to end. Full run of the base campaign plus New Game+.
Hidden Achievement
Male Man II Male Man II
Hidden achievement descriptions are missing by default. Why is it missing?
Acheev Hunter Acheev Hunter
Pop four achievements at once. [NEW GAME+]
Hidden Achievement
Cycle of Violence Cycle of Violence
Hidden achievement descriptions are missing by default. Why is it missing?
OH MY GOD IT'S A SUMMER.... sale OH MY GOD IT’S A SUMMER…. sale
Buy the Gauss Rifle. [SUMMER OF STTEAM]
“Here’s some money, buy some exclusives for me”
Put on the Dustin Starcore Cosplay. [SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON]
No Country for Old Gods No Country for Old Gods
Do the quest before you’re even given it. [HALLOWEEN DLC]
Spice = Flow Spice = Flow
Don’t deny people their pumpkin spice. Don’t be a monster. [HALLOWEEN DLC]
It Launches Vampire Kangaroos It Launches Vampire Kangaroos
Equip the Vampire Kangaroo Launcher. [HALLOWEEN DLC]