Angry Video Game Nerd II: ASSimilation Achievement List

Thank god that's over! Thank god that’s over!
Endured the tutorial
Totally looks like a sphincter. Totally looks like a sphincter.
Completed the sexforce
Foul mouth Foul mouth
Dropped 100 F-Bombs
It's so bad It’s so bad
Found the Glove of Power
What, 9000?? What, 9000??
Found the Swear’n’Scout
Max Advantage Max Advantage
Found the Turbo Pad
Playing with UBER power Playing with UBER power
Found the Uber Scope
Super Nerd! Super Nerd!
Found all the armor
NERD NERD
Collected all cartridges in a level
Collector NERD Collector NERD
Collected all cartridges in a world
Completionist NERD Completionist NERD
Collected every cartridge in the game!
He looks familiar He looks familiar
Defeated Board James
Hidden Achievement
CONGLATURATION! CONGLATURATION!
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Perfect Nerd Perfect Nerd
Perfected all stages
Undying Undying
Perfected a stage (No deaths!)
OLD SCHOOL OLD SCHOOL
Beat Old School difficulty
HARD AS BALLS HARD AS BALLS
Beat Hard as Balls difficulty
IMPOSSIBLE! IMPOSSIBLE!
Beat F***ing Impossible difficulty