A Golden Wake Achievement List

Super Salesman Super Salesman
You were able to persuade everyone without using Seller Intuition.
Salesman Salesman
You were able to persuade one person without using Seller Intuition.
Darwin Award Darwin Award
You just improved the gene pool
History Repeating History Repeating
Die the way your descendant might
Smooth Criminal Smooth Criminal
You really know how to cover your tracks.
Filthy Animal Filthy Animal
You forgot your cookies…
Logic King Logic King
You solved the land auction puzzle without hints
Great Commoner Great Commoner
A little celebrity endorsement is never a bad thing.
End of a Salesman End of a Salesman
You finished the game
Do You Even Rob, Bro? Do You Even Rob, Bro?
His bark was much worse than his bite.
Lazy Bum Lazy Bum
If only all sales were this easy.
You're Going Toupee For That You’re Going Toupee For That
You’ve got a bright future ahead of you as a common thug!
Oh My Guard Oh My Guard
You haven’t lost your touch
Brotherly Love Brotherly Love
Beau showed up at a special event
You Might Learn Something You Might Learn Something
Played the game with commentary on
Good Guy Good Guy
You remained above negative influence.
Relics Of The Present Relics Of The Present
What’s he doing here?
Professional Poisoner Professional Poisoner
You managed to survive in Havana without arousing suspicion.