Reward… who am I kidding, no one will ever get this one
Find EVERY reward block on /rewardblocks (Primary server only!)
Reach Level 5
Jeez, calm down. That’s enough levels already. Now go outside and really live your life. Visit a new place! Learn a new language! Talk to a stranger! Write a novel! Or don’t, I’m just an achievement.
Get infected with Zombieism (note, you can’t get this from the shop — you have to be bitten by another player).
Please hang up and try again
Be mildly annoyed by a dropped connection or a 2AM SERVER REBOOT FUN TIME.
Important Wiki Edits
Write fanfiction that involves a crossover between citizens of your town and an obscure 1960’s sci-fi television drama.