Cosmochoria Achievement Guide

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Introduction

There were 28 achievements as of the making of this guide

  • If you can’t find an achievement, use CTRL+F and type the achievement’s name
  • I will try as much as possible not to spoil the story or the important/surprising stuff of the game, so anyone can go through the guide at any stage of progression through the game
  • This guide isn’t a walkthrough, the point is not to tell you how to finish the game, but to tell you about the achievements, and the achievements only
  • A good amount of achievements require luck, and/or farming, so brace yourselves
Achievement Guide
Selfless Savior Selfless Savior
Navigating the cosmos with seeds in hand, you successfully grew new life so grand.

See “Dedicated” for more information.

Double Dragon Double Dragon
See both the fire breather trying to heat up your heart, and the ice breather trying to break your smile apart.
  • It’s a late game boss
  • You could also try to summon the Fire and Ice dragon at the same time
The Mod The Mod
NeoGAF’s orbit became overrun fast. You nuked the thread with a megaton blast.

Easiest way to do it:

  • Throw 10 Ultranovae
  • Chest’s Ultranovae seem to count
Right Round, Baby Right Round, Baby
The stars spun dizzily through skies above. The soil beneath restored with love.

Easiest way to do it:

  • Keep running in the same direction around a revived planet for a while
A Solar Shave A Solar Shave
You jet along the red razors edge. No fuel left—but living life was your pledge.

Easiest way to do it:

  • Get close to a red area (map limit) when you’re almost out of fuel
The Pacifist The Pacifist
Their bullets hit, your skin was bruised… but your weapons remained unused.

Easiest way to do it:

  • Don’t shoot for a while, and get damaged by enemies
Part of the 1337 Team Part of the 1337 Team
Their forces combined and changed the Earth. You dreamed of such power since before your birth.

Easiest way to do it:

  • Plant 1337 plants (over all playthroughs)
Destiny's Errand Destiny’s Errand
You found the one to whom 8 belonged. From behind a beard rewards were spawned.

Easiest way to do it:

  • Bring the Magic 8 Ball to the old man
  • It’s a random chest drop
Wisdom Wisdom
The truth revealed, the story told. Not quite sure why he’s so darn old.

Easiest way to do it:

  • Visit the Old Man before beating any boss
  • His planet is always located on the upper side of the map
  • Your compass always points to that planet, so just follow your compass to reach him
Photon Sin Thesis Photon Sin Thesis
Encountered evil within three seeds, vanquished that evil without concede.
  • Grow 3 evil plants in 1 game
  • Random Event when planting a seed
  • There is an artifact that greatly increases the chances of evil plants appearing
Dedicated Dedicated
Three planets to train you three more to inspire. And three more yet—it’s what the achievement requires.

Easiest way to do it:

  • Reviving planets shouldn’t be a problem, but if you have trouble with a boss, just load up the closest stone you have to 9 planets and keep trying
We Win, Gracie We Win, Gracie
The rock creeped closer—impending fear. When the bombs went off: victory cheer.

Easiest way to do it:

  • Destroy an asteroid with an Ultranova
Ma…ma…? Ma…ma…?
Tended egg from love to life. Now a creature helps fight fiends with friendship rife.

How to:

  • Find a planet that has the same pattern as on the egg you found (but not necessarily the same colors)
  • Revive that planet
  • Wait for the egg to start hatching (it will make little heart particles)
  • Protect the egg from enemies until it hatches fully
In the Rough In the Rough
Asteroid suspicions of treasure concealed. Rock cracked in half: rewards revealed.
  • Completly random, asteroids sometimes drop diamonds when destroyed
Cold Embrace Cold Embrace
For a twelfth of an hour all you’d know was distant planets hung far below.

Easiest way to do it:

  • Stay in outer space for 5 full minutes, with at least 2 planets revived
Phew Phew
Your last lifeline thought lost to infinite space. Yet you made it back to soil: so safe.

Easiest way to do it:

  • Go out in outer space, stay close to a planet, and try to empty as much jetpack fuel as possible.
    When you’re close to none, get back to the planet
Neutralmonism Neutralmonism
The option placed before his eyes. You chose to fight. You chose to try.

Refuse to give the one stone

The Blue Pill The Blue Pill
People say that ignorance is bliss. To be clueless was your only wish.

When someone asks you to, just give him the one stone

The Cataclysm The Cataclysm
The truth revealed, a fight fully fought—fate then sealed and victory brought.

Beat the last boss

Construct, Too Construct, Too
Your hands were calloused, as were your knees. One hundred structures did you see.

Easiest way to do it:

  • Build 100 structures (over all playthroughs)
Glitchin' Glitchin’
The fabric of all time and space shred into pieces and displaced.

Easiest way to do it:

  • Go into a gltich portal with the 8 ball equipped
Shinobi Shinobi
A sword was found and then returned. A ninja’s trust was rightly earned.

Easiest way to do it:

  • Bring Turboninja his sword (there is only 1 sword in the game), the sword has a 100% chance of appearing on one of the 50 planets before you complete his quest
I’ll Be Brief I’ll Be Brief
Through the fabric of the finest loom’s fruit, you’d charge your gun, jump, and then toot.
  • Random event while opening a chest
  • “Bad” Artifacts increase the chance of rare events happening slightly
For Nick For Nick
With faith while lava burned you hard, the fire yarn spun to immaculate garb.

In order to find the yarn in a chest, a couple requirements must be met:

  • Have 2 more Bad artifacts active than good ones
  • Have unlocked the “undies” costume

Easiest way to do it:

  • Go into a pool of lava with the Fire Yarn equipped and wait until you’re almost dead
For Jesse For Jesse
With enough food grown for a cupboard of bears, the secret revealed just over there.
  • Have 4 bamboo plants on the same planet
  • Random occurrence when planting seeds
  • Planets with water seem a little more likely to have bamboo
Domo Arigato Domo Arigato
You’re wondering who I am-machine or mannequin. With parts made in Japan, I am the modern man.

Easiest way to do it:

  • Find a piece of metal
  • Drop it in lava
  • Drop it in water (afterwards)
Armoury Armoury
Bullets, lasers, armour and shells. You choices for battle shall suit you well.

How to:

  • Unlock every weapon

Tips

  • Only 2 weapons cannot be bought
  • The last weapon is obtained after beating the last boss
  • You might have to complete Turboninja’s quest in order to later unlock his sword
RRSP RRSP
A lifetime of saving for a few years of rest. You wish you’d spent it while at your best.

Easiest way to do it:

  • Have 100000 crystals in your pocket