Blast Em! Achievement Guide

  • Author : Nerdburglars
  • Time To Complete : 5-10 Hours
  • Difficulty : 1
  • Online : 0/23
  • Offline : 23/23
  • Missable : N/A
  • Glitched : N/A
  • Num Playthroughs : N/A
Achievement Walkthrough Toggle Toggle Walkthrough

Obtaining all of the achievements in this game is pretty simple, but it is going to be time consuming and after about 20 mins i found this game to get quite boring with very little motivation to continue playing. This makes obtaining all of the achievements a lot more difficult.

There are no cheats or tactics to make this easier. You will just have to keep playing the game over and over and eventually you will get better at it. I will go over the best method i found for getting high scores. 

Try to keep your ship in the center of the screen as much as possible. This gives you plenty of time to collect the coins and dodge any bullets. If you stay too far back you might end up getting cornered and not be able to dodge. Its very difficulty to get a good score early on in the game, you need to progress quite a bit before enough enemies come to make your score shoot up. As the game goes on you will notice that there are powerups that appear. The first one will likely be a green colored one with 2 arrows in it “>>”. This powerup will make your bullets shoot faster. The blue powerup will make bullets shoot up and down as well as forward. The final is a yellow powerup with a “C” in the middle. This will make all coins pull into your ship. This is by far the most valuable one and you should try to get it as fast as you can. Once you have this all you need to do is focus on dodging the bullets and all the coins will automatically be collected. This will helpy you get a very high score, quickly and easily. 



Achievement Guide
Low earner Low earner
Avoid collecting coins for 10 seconds

As the description says. See “Starving!” for more info.

Low earner contender Low earner contender
Avoid collecting coins for 20 seconds

As the description says. See “Starving!” for more info.

Starting to get hungry Starting to get hungry
Avoid collecting coins for 30 seconds

As the description says. See “Starving!” for more info.

Feeling peckish Feeling peckish
Avoid collecting coins for 40 seconds

As the description says. See “Starving!” for more info.

Getting a hunger on Getting a hunger on
Avoid collecting coins for 50 seconds

As the description says. See “Starving!” for more info.

Ready to eat Ready to eat
Avoid collecting coins for 60 seconds

As the description says. See “Starving!” for more info.

Bring me food already Bring me food already
Avoid collecting coins for 70 seconds

As the description says. See “Starving!” for more info.

There is food, right? There is food, right?
Avoid collecting coins for 80 seconds

As the description says. See “Starving!” for more info.

I could eat a Horse! I could eat a Horse!
Avoid collecting coins for 90 seconds

As the description says. See “Starving!” for more info.

Starving! Starving!
Avoid collecting coins for 100 seconds

This one gets a lot harder than it might seem. It is difficult for 2 reasons. First it is difficult to last for 100 seconds without getting killed. It is also very difficult to last this amount of time while dodging everything without accidentially killing something and collecting a coin. There is no cheat for this really, you will just have to keep trying and dodge until you last this long. There are occations where enemies will spawn at a very low rate, if this happens to you then this will become a fairly easy achievement to obtain.

A good start A good start
Kill 100 Evil robots

Killing 100 will almost come in the first game. 

Way to go! Way to go!
Kill 1000 Evil robots

As the description says. See “Hero!” for more information.

Hero! Hero!
Kill 10000 Evil robots

This is pretty easy to do, it just takes a hell of a lot of grinding to achieve. Everything that moves is considered an evil robot so just keep killing everything. After a hell of a lot of grinding you will get the achievement.

Second Lieutenant Second Lieutenant
Get this promotion when your accumulated score gets above 1000

Your total score from collected coins across all games. See “General” for more information.

Lieutenant Lieutenant
Get this promotion when your accumulated score gets above 3000

Your total score from collected coins across all games. See “General” for more information.

Captain Captain
Get this promotion when your accumulated score gets above 6000

Your total score from collected coins across all games. See “General” for more information.

Major Major
Get this promotion when your accumulated score gets above 10000

Your total score from collected coins across all games. See “General” for more information.

Lieutenant Colonel Lieutenant Colonel
Get this promotion when your accumulated score gets above 15000

Your total score from collected coins across all games. See “General” for more information.

Colonel Colonel
Get this promotion when your accumulated score gets above 20000

Your total score from collected coins across all games. See “General” for more information.

Brigadier Brigadier
Get this promotion when your accumulated score gets above 28000

Your total score from collected coins across all games. See “General” for more information.

Major General Major General
Get this promotion when your accumulated score gets above 38000

Your total score from collected coins across all games. See “General” for more information.

Lieutenant General Lieutenant General
Get this promotion when your accumulated score gets above 45000

Your total score from collected coins across all games. See “General” for more information.

General General
Get this promotion when your accumulated score gets above 60000

This is going to take such a long time to achieve unless you are superhuman good at this game and can get 1000s of coins per game. Getting this many coins is not something that comes quickly and for most people, its difficult to even get far enough before the gold coins start dropping. Its a cumulative achievement so its not a challenge to obtain, just requires a lot of persistance and grinding