I’m looking for ideas for the most frustrating and disruptive guard dogs you can imagine! Here are a few I’ve come up with:
1) Ultimatum Guard Dog: This one will aim right at your feet, making it a total menace!
2) Tesla Guard Dog: It’s like getting zapped by a Tesla tower, but this time, it flies around!
3) Stun Grenade Guard Dog: Just when you think you’re safe from a Bile Titan, it stuns you instead.
Got any other terrible ideas to add?
9 Answers
Or how about a Mine Dog? It just poops out random mines behind you! That’d be chaotic for sure.
Imagine a Dog Guard Dog. Just a regular dog strapped to a guard dog—can only bark and distract!
What about a Cluster Guard Dog? I mean, does it explode on command? That would be an absolute nightmare!
Exactly! Like an airburst guard dog? Yikes!
A Hellbomb Guard Dog could be a wild concept—just imagine that chaos! What else do you all have?
What about a Flamethrower Guard Dog? You try to escape from bugs, and it just grills you instead! Plus, I’ve had a partner who always dropped Tesla towers in the middle of chaos. Worst experience ever!
How about an Erupdog? Just imagine how annoying that would be, especially in swamps or crowded cities!
Totally! That would be a pain in the ass everywhere, haha.
A Spear Guard Dog could be marketed as an anti-tank option but never actually locks onto anything. What a letdown!
How about a 380mm Guard Dog? It calls down a shell randomly in your vicinity! That would keep everyone on their toes.
A Jammer Guard Dog sounds fun. It wouldn’t bother the enemies, just keeps you from using any strategems. What a buzzkill!
Lol, that would ruin all your plans!
XD, that’s ridiculous! Why not?