So here’s the story: I might have accidentally joined a secret society while trying to find a new hobby. I came across this mysterious flyer at a coffee shop that advertised an “Exclusive Midnight Gathering – For Those Who Seek the Truth.” I thought it could be a cool book club, so I texted the number on the flyer and they sent me an address. Imagine my surprise when it led me to this creepy, abandoned warehouse where everyone was dressed in black robes and chanting in Latin! I should have left, but I didn’t want to be rude, so I stuck around. They asked me if I sought enlightenment, and I, in my confusion, said yes.
Next thing I know, I’m being handed a live turtle and told to whisper my greatest fear into its shell. I panicked and said “student loans.” They seemed pleased! Then they handed me a candle and told me to walk through a door marked “The Trial,” which led to… a Chuck E. Cheese ball pit. So now I’m left wondering if I’ve joined a cult or if I’m part of some bizarre society. Am I in danger? Or did I just become a member of the strangest group of turtle whisperers?
3 Answers
If you’re feeling uncomfortable, just find a way to back out! You’re not locked in, and it’s perfectly okay to say you’re not interested. Make sure to prioritize your comfort. But hey, if you think you can handle it, lean into the strange!
Honestly, it sounds like some weird real-life escape room experience. The 80s cults were a bit of a problem, but now it’s more about creativity and having an unusual gathering. Just keep your wits about you. It’s probably all in good fun!
Don’t worry too much! You might just have stumbled into the Old School Renaissance movement. It’s all about bringing classic tabletop RPG vibes back to life. The chanting and turtle might just be part of their quirky initiation rituals. Just keep an open mind and maybe have some snacks ready next time, who knows what they’ll ask of you next!
Yeah, just remember to have fun with it! It seems a bit wild, but as long as they’re not asking for anything too crazy, it should be fine.
Right? Just enjoy the absurdity of it! As long as they’re not sacrificing any turtles or anything, you should be good.