So, I might have made a huge mistake. I was looking to find a new hobby and stumbled upon a flyer in a coffee shop that said, “Exclusive Midnight Gathering – For Those Who Seek the Truth.” Intrigued, I texted the number listed and was given an address to a sketchy-looking warehouse. Red flags started to pop up when I arrived and saw everyone in black robes chanting in Latin. Instead of bolting, I stayed out of politeness. Then they circled me and asked if I sought enlightenment, to which I awkwardly replied yes. Next thing I know, I’m thrust into some initiation where I had to whisper my greatest fear into a turtle’s shell and walk through a door labeled ‘The Trial,’ which led to a Chuck E. Cheese ball pit. Am I in danger here, or did I just join a group of ancient turtle whisperers?
2 Answers
Dude, don’t freak out! Sounds like you took a wild turn into some quirky RPG-style scenario. Just roll with it for now. Maybe they’re just a group who enjoys strange traditions? If you feel uneasy, make sure you have an exit plan.
Honestly, this sounds like some kind of bizarre social club rather than a dangerous cult. Just keep your head down and play along, but have a backup plan to leave if it escalates. And definitely don’t whisper anything too serious next time!
Totally agree! Just treat it like a weird game night and keep your wits about you. You can always bail if it gets too weird!