Over the past few years of trophy hunting it’s clear that not a lot of developers seem to put a whole lot of thought into the trophies for their games. A lot of the time the title just tells you what to do such as 30 Kills: SAS – 12. Other times they try a little bit but end up just picking generic names that have been used in countless other games “the harder they fall” has become the Tom Cruse of trophies, it’s the same thing in every game! Every now and then developers put the effort in to make a trophy list that is funny and makes the unlocking of them even more fun so here is a list of some of my favourite trophies from games at the moment.

Can it run Crysis?
Complete In at the Deep End.
Game – Crysis 2
A nice little reference to all the talk around the internet about how the current generation of consoles could never run a Crysis game.

Two Cups One Girl
Win two team events with the same female team-mate.
Game – Dirt2
Referencing pure filth we can find on the internet.

Complete the Single Player Campaign on Superhuman.
Game – Resistance 2
Yes… “Oh My God What The Fuck Barbeque”.

My Brother is an Italian Plumber
Kill an enemy by stomping on its head.

Game – Borderlands
A good old Mario reference! Quite the annoying trophy to obtain actually.

Be Gentle… It’s My First Time.
[Ranked Match] Played first Ranked Match.
Game – BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger
The picture says it all!

Send Otacon a picture of the marine with no pants.
Game – Metal Gear Solid 2
This is something we will only ever find in a Metal Gear Solid game!

Defeat Shagohod
Game – Metal Gear Solid 3
I think this is made more funny down to the fact that Metal Gear Solid 3 is quite a serious game…Shagadelic being a word from Austin Powers.

Friends List With Benefits
While playing co-op, hug 3 different people on your friends list.
Game – Portal 2
I don’t think I have any girls on my friends list….but it’s probably more gay to be getting digital hugs from girls than it is from guys.

It Was Like That When We Got Here
Destroy all of the towers in Gorthon Crater.
Game – Ratchet and Clank : All 4 One
I’d love to see some of the jokes that would come out of this game if it were aimed at an older audience. It’s like The Simpsons situation.

Soil Your Plants
Plant your first 10 peashooters
Game – Plants vs Zombies

Beating the One-Eyed Worm
Defeat the Leech
Game – Duke Nukem Forever
They really didn’t go for subtle when they made the jokes for this game.

Cut off 20 fingers during Killabilly’s fight!
Game – Lollipop Chainsaw
They could have been a little more creative with the image for this but it’s still good.

The Big D
Win ten Dominate maps
Game – Overlord 2
Bitches love The Big D!

Turd Burglar
Find and steal a piece of poo.
Game – Duke Nukem Forever
Never too old to enjoy some poo jokes.

Chubby Chaser
Protect and escort the Princess 20 times in online games
Game – Fat Princess
Fits the game perfectly!

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