Video game satire and silly posts that I have created. Not quite the onion but all of these are just jokes. You have been warned in advance that nothing here is real or to be taken seriously.
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I think we have a potential game of the year on our hands people! The latest trailer for Rambo - The Video Game has been released and isn't it just a beauty! A Rambo game has been a long time coming and at last we finally have it. Praise Jebus! After viewing general chatter amongst gamers online it's clear to see that i am not the only person impressed by…
Grand Theft Auto has defined the open-world crime genre with its sprawling cities, engaging narratives, and the freedom to wreak havoc or pursue criminal enterprises. If you've experienced the thrill of roaming the streets as a criminal mastermind in Liberty City or Los Santos and are hungry for more open-world crime adventures, you're in for a treat. In this post, we present a curated selection of 10 games that capture…
Call of Duty: Black Ops is the seventh main Call of Duty game and the sequel to Call of Duty: World at War. The game differs from most previous installments, which would involve a usual three-country campaign, while Call of Duty: Black Ops features two playable countries (Russia and the USA) but only has an American campaign. Several new features are also introduced, such as dive-to-prone and the available use…
Playstation Home was something that seemed like a great idea at the time, but once gamers started moving we realized it wasn't all that special. Once you reached the furniture limit (which seemed like about 4 couches) you would head outside. We all quickly learned that public events were plagued with random guys hitting on female avatars, female avatars that turned out to be men 100% of the time. Visitors…
Playstation Home was something that seemed like a great idea at the time, but once gamers started moving we realized it wasn't all that special. Once you reached the furniture limit (which seemed like about 4 couches) you would head...
The announcement of the 'Havoc expansion' for Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare comes as good news to the zombies fans out there. Well Activation have some more exciting news for us. The Havoc expansion DLC will come with day one...
Sony have been under a lot of pressure over the past few years to release an elite Playstation controller similar to what is offered for the Xbox One. For those wanting a better experience with the controller and others who...
When it comes to playing games on consoles, it is incredibly important to decide which platform is best for you. Every console has its pros and cons and depending on the player, one may be more suitable than others. Once...
This weekend, Activision have renewed their long term membership with the secret society. Activision have been an active, long-standing member of the dark and secret group, who have helped Activision to pull all the strings needed to destroy many game...
The highly secretive nation of North Korea has spent many years flaunting their military assets. As the years have passed they must have finally realised that they will never be able to conquer the west using brute military force because...
Reports have come in from a recent Rolling Stones gig that rock star Mick Jagger wants nothing to do with Microsoft and the Xbox One. This news comes after Jagger apparently bought a copy of Titanfall and played a game...
I think we have a potential game of the year on our hands people! The latest trailer for Rambo - The Video Game has been released and isn't it just a beauty! A Rambo game has been a long time...
With the modern day obsession with Nazi zombies one might wonder what indoctrination process a zombie must undergo to officially become a Nazi. They seem to come in organised waves of seemingly infinite numbers which begs the question, who is...
In the lively streets of New York City, Spider-Man is kept ever busy, thanks to a peculiar trend: villains escaping during prison transfers! It’s as if the city bigwigs have yet to realize the golden rule: keep the baddies locked...
