Video game satire and silly posts that I have created. Not quite the onion but all of these are just jokes. You have been warned in advance that nothing here is real or to be taken seriously.
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I think we have a potential game of the year on our hands people! The latest trailer for Rambo - The Video Game has been released and isn't it just a beauty! A Rambo game has been a long time coming and at last we finally have it. Praise Jebus! After viewing general chatter amongst gamers online it's clear to see that i am not the only person impressed by…
I have yet to kill the beast in Gaol, but I have killed some other bosses. When I try to teleport to this lamp it doesn't let me. Is there a glitch that is preventing this or have I done something wrong that won't allow me to teleport to the Hypogean Gail lamp?
The player has two primary weapon slots, a handgun slot and can carry up to eight grenades (all of the later Call of Duty games feature only two weapon slots; a sidearm will fill one of these slots). Weapons may be exchanged with those found on the battlefield dropped by dead soldiers.
We have all come victim of this at some stage in our lives and can all relate to the frustration. Well this week shocking figures have been released that show the true dangers that vacuuming mothers pose to gamers. Figures are now in that show the true extent of the damages. The report from a respected university shows that over 5000 game characters are killed every year due to mothers…
For a franchise that came from humble beginnings and ended up saving Bethesda from bankruptcy, the Elder Scrolls franchise has a long and interesting history. Due to the time span between releases, the games in the franchise differ from each other quite a lot but still manage to have that element of something special. A large open world game where you can do random quests and stuff outside of the…
From Software have made a name for themselves for making games that would make the most hardened gamer throw his controller off the wall. It started with demons souls and then to Dark Souls. The developer has shown desire to...
We have all come victim of this at some stage in our lives and can all relate to the frustration. Well this week shocking figures have been released that show the true dangers that vacuuming mothers pose to gamers. Figures...
The highly secretive nation of North Korea has spent many years flaunting their military assets. As the years have passed they must have finally realised that they will never be able to conquer the west using brute military force because...
This weekend, Activision have renewed their long term membership with the secret society. Activision have been an active, long-standing member of the dark and secret group, who have helped Activision to pull all the strings needed to destroy many game...
I think we have a potential game of the year on our hands people! The latest trailer for Rambo - The Video Game has been released and isn't it just a beauty! A Rambo game has been a long time...
Hideo Kojima has enjoyed a very long partnership with with Japanese game publisher Konami, but after months of tension the legendary game developer has announced his departure from the Konami. Over the past few days it seems that the partnership...
The gaming world has been a flipped upside down as the hunt for missing gamer Graham Brown has gone into a 4th day without being able to successfully make contact with the lost gamer. Graham decided to quit playing Call...
After starting in a franchise of hit video games, Kratos has rightfully earned his title as the God Of War. After defeating numerous Greek Gods and possessing godlike powers and strength, some are still refusing to acknowledge that Kratos is...
Today there is some exciting news coming out of the Skyrim modding community. An enthusiastic new modding team has come on the scene under the name Team DragonNinjaFury. They are currently taking the community by storm with the announcement of...
Over the past year the ins and outs of how Konami run their business has been subject of a lot of public scrutiny. After the dramatic departure of Hideo Kojima from the team and the later fact that Kojima un-invited Konami...