Video Game Satire

Video game satire and silly posts that I have created. Not quite the onion but all of these are just jokes. You have been warned in advance that nothing here is real or to be taken seriously.

If you are offended by things very easily, it might be best to avoid this section and maybe this entire site completely.

JERKBURGLARS POSTS

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Call of Duty Gamer Lost In Battlefield 4 Map

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The gaming world has been a flipped upside down as the hunt for missing gamer Graham Brown has gone into a 4th day without being able to successfully make contact with the lost gamer. Graham decided to quit playing Call...
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From Software Summon Adolf Hitler To Make Their Games Even Harder and Evil

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From Software have made a name for themselves for making games that would make the most hardened gamer throw his controller off the wall. It started with demons souls and then to Dark Souls. The developer has shown desire to...
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Bank Repossess Playstation Home

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Playstation Home was something that seemed like a great idea at the time, but once gamers started moving we realized it wasn't all that special. Once you reached the furniture limit (which seemed like about 4 couches) you would head...
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Study Finds 100% Of Nazi Zombies Are Unaware They Are Nazis

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With the modern day obsession with Nazi zombies one might wonder what indoctrination process a zombie must undergo to officially become a Nazi. They seem to come in organised waves of seemingly infinite numbers which begs the question, who is...
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Call Of Duty DLC To Contain Day 1 DLC

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The announcement of the 'Havoc expansion' for Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare comes as good news to the zombies fans out there. Well Activation have some more exciting news for us. The Havoc expansion DLC will come with day one...
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Atheist Refuses to Acknowledge Kratos As The God Of War

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After starting in a franchise of hit video games, Kratos has rightfully earned his title as the God Of War. After defeating numerous Greek Gods and possessing godlike powers and strength, some are still refusing to acknowledge that Kratos is...
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Rockstar Wants Nothing To Do With Xbox One

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Reports have come in from a recent Rolling Stones gig that rock star Mick Jagger wants nothing to do with Microsoft and the Xbox One. This news comes after Jagger apparently bought a copy of Titanfall and played a game...
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Rambo The Video Game..It's Awesome!!

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I think we have a potential game of the year on our hands people! The latest trailer for Rambo - The Video Game has been released and isn't it just a beauty! A Rambo game has been a long time...