Archer: Danger Phone Review

danger phone review

Archer is a show that is known for its dry-witted humour and crazy spy scenarios. Any form of a video game based on this franchise would want to at least capture both of these aspects quite well in order to be a good game. While Archer: Danger Phone has captured the humour and vibe of the show, it has very little going for it as a game. In fact, it is almost an insult.

Archer: Danger Phone appears to be based on the Idle Balls game. This game type is essentially an ad watching simulator. An effective implementation of this game will have you forgetting that you are essentially watching ads only to progress further so you can watch more ads.

As stupid as the concept appears on paper, I will admit that I do enjoy one specific game with this style of gameplay, Danger phone is not it!

danger phone review
Danger phone is pretty much a series of rooms, represented by boxes on the screen. You watch a circle fill up in the box so you can collect the money it generates. You spend the money on the rooms to increase the money they generate and how quickly they generate it.

The problem is the UI. It just feels like some sort of excel spreadsheet. If there were some sort of virtual office that you scroll up and down on to interact with the rooms, it would make it feel like you are actually managing some kind of setup. Instead, you just feel like some kind of animal pressing buttons to get a treat.

Archer fans will find some redemption in the story writing. It is funny and is animated the exact same as the show. The drawback is there is no voice acting. You will just have to read the dialogue yourself. It isn’t a deal-breaker as the humour is very good, but it doesn’t sweeten the experience enough to make you forget how braindead you need to become to get through the gameplay…if you could even call it gameplay.

Is Archer: Danger Phone Worth Playing?

There is a fine line between making a game like this addictive or making you feel like some kind of money performing tricks. Archer puts you firmly into the monkey category. It is almost insulting how stupid they thought people would be to find any sort of enjoyment out of managing the various rooms.

The short answer to this is no, Archer: Danger Phone is not worth playing!

Verdict: Waste of Time

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